After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has moved on to being a weekly scripter on Laid online.

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting smoking pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful breasts for several years, she has undeniably made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of hot lingerie just screams for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Disney has finally got themselves another whore in town. You gotta thank them for bringing out the skankiest whores in this side of Hollywood. First there was Britney, of course, and then we had Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and now, Miley Cyrus.

Although you have to admit, even before turning 18, Miley was already on her way of fulfilling her pornstar dreams, thanks to the bitches who’s been choosing her concert wardrobes. They have dressed her in see through gowns, skin tight tops, lace onesies, catsuits, micro mini skirts and fishnet leggings! All these making a hard on in our crotch area. I just wish she’d magically emerge in front of me and start spreading that tight juicy pussy wide.

I know I’ve had one too many jack offs concerning a scantily-clad Miley. But now I know there’d be more skanky naked photos of her. Just stay and see.

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again. Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in the vampire movie Twilight, is caught out on a lake shooting the last part of the movie franchise wearing nothing but white tight swimsuit and lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

You’d have to wonder where all her co-stars are at, letting this poor girl alone to fend for herself in the cold. Nonetheless, we at least get to look out for her and entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini. Who wouldn’t want to just trash that piece of clothing off and massage those tiny tits of hers? Or suck on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cunt? I’d love to do it on the lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my dick in deeper and deeper with every thrust till she begs me to stop.

And you know I wouldn’t stop. I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her luscious bikini-clad body. Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, and that cum off your pants.

What I dig about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best sex ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she landed on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with tits like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest cock and I know mine will suffice.

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and wear that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a sexy nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a kinky vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking hot for Halloween.

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images banging her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she screams for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy ass and banging her from the behind.

See, I told you I have a mindful of fantasies of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this naughty triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.

Hardly anything is better than seeing my soon-to-be wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy bull balls, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my fourth trip to the bathroom this day.

But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this non-clothed condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh pussy. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm hold of Arianny Celeste’s titties.

Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your shit right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.

The guys over at Glee joined New Directions for the right reasons. They joined because they loved to sing. Because they wanted to make themselves better persons. Because they were secretly gay. Or something. But if Lea Michele ever walked through the school hallways wearing tight, white panties while sucking on a lollipop like a dirty choir chick, guys will stand in line for audition for all the bad reasons possible.

Like chancing upon Lea Michele in the locker room, straddling a bench with her legs spread so widely apart you can just slide your ass over and stick your dick inside her. Or like spying on her bent over her locker, ass out, while she sucked a lollipop with apparent relish. Or like catching her just senselessly ripping her top off to reveal her fine Hebrew hooters nestled so finely in a lacy white bra. You know, one of those things.

Unfortunately, Glee will never be interesting enough to wait for an episode like that to manifest itself on our TV screens. Thank God we at least have Lea Michele volunteering to live out our kinky locker room fantasies, huh?

Oh man, this is some sexy setup right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a bench. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have enjoyed these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.

But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s tits! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks going French! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there folks.

This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the wild chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from going nude and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed pussies on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!

If I’m ever stranded in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and pillars of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and penetrate her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).

But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how on fire this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the irresistible way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little licking from being in the sun far too long.

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her pussy out of her hallucination, and making awesome love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.